Survivor

Hawaiian Punch

H. Punch quadrupled in size when he was zombi-fied by the Jolly Green Giant. He no longer fits inside the chicken coop so he lives in a shack built by former Survivor host Jeff Probst. Who is also a zombie — he just hides it well. You should see him at 3 a.m. 

Likes: pineapples and dancing the hula. 

Dislikes: his miniature wings, which can't untie that stupid scarf that Probst pranked on him.

How about a nice Hawaiian punch. Like me. Take me home and I'll punch you in the face with my pineapple. I know you want it.

Ticked Off!!!!!

Hi. I'm Superhero Red and I'm pissed off. I'm a freakin' Superhero! I should have a better photo than this!!!!

Slacker Red turned into Superhero Red when he was zombi-fied by a former Leghorn Rooster dictator. Now his mission in life is to rid the chicken coop of sneaky roosters who replace eggs with those nasty Egg Beaters. 

Likes: leaping to the top roost in a single bound. 

Dislikes: accordian music and quiche.

The Doctor Is In

Doctor Green

Doc Green was hypothesizing on the relativityism of time travel in the dark vs the light. His assistant, Checkers, sneaked up behind Doc and zombi-fied him. 

Likes: Proving other scientists wrong. Which doesn't happen often. 

Dislikes: Molly Ringwald movies.

Check This Out

My Name is Checkers. Wanna Play?

Checkers hangs out at a bingo parlor in his spare time. The dude across the table went beserk when Checkers won a game and put the ol' zombie hex on him. Checkers works as a test tube washer for Doc Green. The pay sucks. 

So does Doc Green. 

Likes: cotton candy. 

Dislikes: water spots on test tubes.

Juicy

Orange Julius

OJ floated from Cuba to Miami on a raft and promptly fell in with the party crowd, due to his colorful, uh, presence. He writes a blog and wants to take over Rush Limbaugh's show to be the first openly gay Cuban rooster talk show host. 

Likes: squeezing stuff. 

Dislikes: anything before noon.

Hey Grandpa, What's fer Supper?

Winnyfred

A taste-tester at KFC headquarters, Winnyfred is sweet, innocent, somewhat confused and always hungry, and oh-by-the-way, wonders what you are having for dinner tonight? 

Likes: counting chickens before they’re hatched. 

Dislikes: losing count.

Let's Go Skinny-Dippin'

Jools

Jools got zombi-fied in the middle of his shower and now roams the earth in his little towel. And cat scarf. 

Likes: Long walks on the beach. 

Starting to like: Nude beaches.