Ticked Off!!!!!

Hi. I'm Superhero Red and I'm pissed off. I'm a freakin' Superhero! I should have a better photo than this!!!!

Slacker Red turned into Superhero Red when he was zombi-fied by a former Leghorn Rooster dictator. Now his mission in life is to rid the chicken coop of sneaky roosters who replace eggs with those nasty Egg Beaters. 

Likes: leaping to the top roost in a single bound. 

Dislikes: accordian music and quiche.