Day 2. Human is Replaced.

The worthless lump of space formerly known as Patty is gone. We are now all zombies, all the time.

Hi. I'm Crazy Doktor Tom. I will now speak about myself in 3rd person.

Dr. Tom was the most famous beer scientist in all the land, until that fateful day when he took his beloved dog, Ginger, out to scare up some birds and got attacked by zombi-fied alligators instead. But that's OK, because now he's a wine scientist at the Zombee Bar, which he likes better anyway. 

Likes: traveling to his newest vacation discovery, Caldwell, Kansas, especially in 110 degree weather. Dislikes: hot weather, tornadoes.