Snow Zombies

Mini Snow Zombies, L-R:

Gretchen the Surly

Likes: pirate movies

Dislikes: kittens

Craig Zombison

Likes: cussing rabbits

Dislikes: censorship

Sir Snowball

Likes: fuzzy balls on hats

Dislikes: onions

Snowsanta

Likes: Christmas!

Dislikes: lazy reindeer

Snowball’s Chance

Likes: hot weather

Dislikes: snow angels

Snow-Ho

Likes: snowmen

Dislikes: dogs that pee 

on her

Baby Chicks

Mini Zombie Chicks, L-R:

Susie

Likes: brand new crayons

Dislikes: used-up coloring books

Shake Your Bella

Likes: to boogie

Dislikes: can’t sneak up on you

Diaper Dan

Likes: polka-dotted diapers

Dislikes: his name

Jimmy

Likes: cracked corn — and he doesn’t care who knows it

Bubba

Likes: the letter

Dislikes: paper cuts

Zombies of the Sea

Zombie Sea Creatures, L-R: 

Angie Angel

Likes: playing checkers

Dislikes: ocean litter

Molly Ringworm

Likes: wearing worms

Dislikes: catfish

Moneyfins

Likes: belly dancing

Dislikes: fake gold gallions

Farmer Ted

Likes: Molly Ringworm

Dislikes: jellyfish

Who is that masked Zombie?

Batzombie

Real name: Loose Wayne

Occupation: Saving the world

Base of Operations: Burrton, KS

Marital Status: Single but looking

Height: 13 inches

Weight: None of your beezwax

Eyes: Stunningly blue

Hair: Huh?

Hobby: Collecting quiche recipes

Powers: Able to fart the National Anthem in the key of C; can peck a lock; crushes young girls' hearts and villians’ souls

Impressive Gadgets: Superman Utility Belt that allows him to call Superman to get him out of a jam; Bat Spotlight which he can shine into the sky from his chest like a Deatheater's Dark Mark; Batcape which just looks pretty cool

History: Grew up in Bird City, KS; zombi-fied by The Penguin's cousin, The Chickenhawk

Enemies: The Penguin, The Chickenhawk, The Weasel, The Foxtrot, The Frying Pan

Allies: Superman, Rooster Girl, Turkey Lurkey, The CapeMaker, Bananarama

Nuthin’ squawks like a zombie chicken

Dear Jon Greene

Formerly a tractor mechanic for Allis Chalmers, Mr. Greene was zombi-fied by a certain Mr. S. Gorges, who has made it his mission to wipe out every tractor company on earth other than John Deere. Mr. Greene now does free marketing and PR for his favorite new tractor manufacturer. 

Likes: Nashville’s Aquinas College croquet team; watching a gentle spring rain. 

Dislikes: red tractors; crab cakes and crabby people.

Hi. I’m Jon Greene.

Hallelujah! Zombie Chickens are Back!

Sistah Priscilla

The Sistah formerly known as Prissy was one of Foghorn Leghorn’s flock of chicks. She was in charge of his corn whiskey supply until one night when she was zombi-fied by a weasel. Most productive zombi-fication ever, by the way. Sistah Priscilla was born again and now she spends her days singin’ the Lord’s praise. 

Likes: every living creature on earth, especially worms. 

Dislikes: Foghorn’s breath.