Monday, January 30, 2012

Who is that masked Zombie?


Batzombie
































Real name: Loose Wayne

Occupation: Saving the world

Base of Operations: Burrton, KS

Marital Status: Single but looking

Height: 13 inches

Weight: None of your beezwax

Eyes: Stunningly blue

Hair: Huh?

Hobby: Collecting quiche recipes

Powers: Able to fart the National Anthem in the key of C; can peck a lock; crushes young girls' hearts and villians’ souls

Impressive Gadgets: Superman Utility Belt that allows him to call Superman to get him out of a jam; Bat Spotlight which he can shine into the sky from his chest like a Deatheater's Dark Mark; Batcape which just looks pretty cool

History: Grew up in Bird City, KS; zombi-fied by The Penguin's cousin, The Chickenhawk

Enemies: The Penguin, The Chickenhawk, The Weasel, The Foxtrot, The Frying Pan

Allies: Superman, Rooster Girl, Turkey Lurkey, The CapeMaker, Bananarama

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