tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88369453563548533832024-03-05T14:53:12.678-08:00ZombiePalsZombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-10295895271733467532012-10-14T16:40:00.000-07:002012-10-14T16:41:09.447-07:00The Gizzard of Oz<!--StartFragment-->
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Teddie was one of the chickens at the Gale farm before the
tornado. When the stormchaser news team showed up, they thought it would be the
perfect opportunity to make that indie movie they’d been talking about. Teddie
thought they said “The Gizzard of Oz.” He had no interest in being subject of
the film, so he dressed up like Dorothy, the brat who encouraged her stupid
little dog to chase all the chickens. The morning of casting call, Teddie
showed up, expecting only a walk-on role. The director loved Teddie’s look,
exclaiming, “She’ll fit right in with the Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Wizard!”
Well, sweet little Dorothy wasn’t having any of that. She texted Miss Almira
Gulch over in Greenville, and promised her a new bicycle with a honky horn if
she’d take care of Teddie. Ol’ Gulchy whipped up a batch of her special brew,
watered her barnyard cemetery with it, and zombie chickens rose to the
occasion. They swooped over the Gale farm and zombi-fied everyone this side of
Oz. Now Teddie spends his days laughing at Dorothy, who keeps trying to find
her way outta Dodge with a map drawn by the Scarecrow, who is, frankly,
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brains. </span><br />
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Dislikes:</span> tornadoes, Auntie Em, flying monkeys.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-64472611680442222112012-08-23T19:36:00.000-07:002012-08-23T19:37:17.174-07:00Happy Birthday, Miss Tabor<br />
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Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-49992661073000335502012-08-04T19:56:00.000-07:002012-08-04T19:56:02.064-07:00DQ Daisy<br />
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zombi-fied at the local Dairy Queen. She had just ordered a chocolate dip cone
when she was attacked by a zombie who was craving brains covered in ice cream.
Daisy came out of it with a permanent curly-q comb and a job making perfectly
swirled and curled cones at DQ. </span></div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-45207979619994038692012-08-04T19:54:00.000-07:002012-08-04T19:54:24.251-07:00Sister Hazel<br />
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Last Hope Christian Church of Christ. She is loved and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">accepted there, even though she is a zombie chicken. Because, after all, God
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Bingo Bart holds the title of winning-est zombie chicken in the
U.S. Everyone hates it when he struts into the room — from the casinos in Vegas
to the bingo halls in Hicksville — because you just can’t beat the dude. </div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> chickens who are only attracted to
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<o:p></o:p></div>Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-88433902044450236692012-08-04T19:50:00.000-07:002012-08-04T19:50:07.812-07:00Sunshine, Lollipops and Zombie Chickens<br />
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meet. It was only her second day at the chicken coop when a pack of zombies
showed up. She ran straight toward them because she thought they were from
Welcome Wagon. The zombies were pretty disappointed, because she didn’t have a
lot of brains for them to munch on. But she still has her sunny disposition,
and that’s saying a lot when you’ve been zombi-fied! </span></div>
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by a belly dancer at Tasso’s Greek Restaurant in Kansas City, but he had so
much fun with her, he didn’t even care. </span></div>
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Strutting through the neighborhood on his way to a party, he was zombi-fied by
some real zombies who were dressed as chickens. So much for being able to trust
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: 498.65pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ms. Hottie was a rodeo groupie until she was zombi-fied by a rodeo clown dressed like a rooster. The bronc busters ignored her after that, but she found her new home with some carnies at the circus. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: 498.65pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cowgurrrl is one cool chick who loves horsies, doggies and her buddy Sooz’n. They spent their days riding, shopping at Hunn Leather, laughing until they peed their pants and swigging margaritas. That is, until Cowgurrrl was zombi-fied by a giant bird named Boeing. Now she and Sooz’n will be friends from afar, separated by miles – but not smiles. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> the smell of horses, leather and barns. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal LoveLetterTypewriter; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">Gretchen the Surly</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 8px/normal LoveLetterTypewriter; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Likes:</span> pirate movies</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Dislikes:</span> kittens</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
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<div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal LoveLetterTypewriter; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">Craig Zombison</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 8px/normal LoveLetterTypewriter; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Likes:</span> cussing rabbits</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Dislikes:</span> censorship</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
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</div>Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-84567211700324226702012-01-30T14:44:00.000-08:002012-01-30T14:44:39.547-08:00Baby Chicks<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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</div>Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-39489052308191276292012-01-30T14:39:00.000-08:002012-01-30T14:39:21.998-08:00Zombies of the Sea<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">Zombie Sea Creatures, L-R: </span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">Angie Angel</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Likes:</span> playing checkers</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Dislikes:</span> ocean litter</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">Molly Ringworm</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Likes:</span> wearing worms</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Dislikes:</span> catfish</span></div><div style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
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</span></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Real name:</span> Loose Wayne</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Occupation:</span> Saving the world</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Base of Operations:</span> Burrton, KS</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Marital Status:</span> Single but looking</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Weight:</span> None of your beezwax</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Eyes:</span> Stunningly blue</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Hair:</span> Huh?</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Hobby:</span> Collecting quiche recipes</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Powers:</span> Able to fart the National Anthem in the key of C; can peck a lock; crushes young girls' hearts and villians’ souls</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Impressive Gadgets:</span> Superman Utility Belt that allows him to call Superman to get him out of a jam; Bat Spotlight which he can shine into the sky from his chest like a Deatheater's Dark Mark; Batcape which just looks pretty cool</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">History:</span> Grew up in Bird City, KS; zombi-fied by The Penguin's cousin, The Chickenhawk</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Enemies:</span> The Penguin, The Chickenhawk, The Weasel, The Foxtrot, The Frying Pan</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Allies:</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Superman, Rooster Girl, Turkey Lurkey, The CapeMaker, Bananarama</span></div><!--EndFragment-->Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-24877819026543866372012-01-30T14:18:00.000-08:002012-01-30T14:18:56.223-08:00Nuthin’ squawks like a zombie chicken<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:DocumentProperties> <o:Template>Normal.dotm</o:Template> <o:Revision>0</o:Revision> <o:TotalTime>0</o:TotalTime> <o:LastSaved>2012-01-30T21:45:00Z</o:LastSaved> <o:Pages>1</o:Pages> <o:Words>62</o:Words> <o:Characters>358</o:Characters> <o:Company>Associated Advertising</o:Company> <o:Lines>2</o:Lines> <o:Paragraphs>1</o:Paragraphs> <o:CharactersWithSpaces>439</o:CharactersWithSpaces> <o:Version>12.0</o:Version> </o:DocumentProperties> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:AutoHyphenation/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Dear Jon Greene</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: center 3.75in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Formerly a tractor mechanic for Allis Chalmers, Mr. Greene was zombi-fied by a certain Mr. S. Gorges, who has made it his mission to wipe out every tractor company on earth other than John Deere. Mr. Greene now does free marketing and PR for his favorite new tractor manufacturer. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: center 3.75in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: center 3.75in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Nashville’s Aquinas College croquet team; watching a gentle spring rain. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: center 3.75in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: center 3.75in;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> red tractors; crab cakes and crabby people.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hi. I’m Jon Greene.</span></td></tr>
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:DocumentProperties> <o:Template>Normal.dotm</o:Template> <o:Revision>0</o:Revision> <o:TotalTime>0</o:TotalTime> <o:LastSaved>2012-01-30T21:45:00Z</o:LastSaved> <o:Pages>1</o:Pages> <o:Words>60</o:Words> <o:Characters>346</o:Characters> <o:Company>Associated Advertising</o:Company> <o:Lines>2</o:Lines> <o:Paragraphs>1</o:Paragraphs> <o:CharactersWithSpaces>424</o:CharactersWithSpaces> <o:Version>12.0</o:Version> </o:DocumentProperties> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:AutoHyphenation/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> <div class="BasicParagraph">The Sistah formerly known as Prissy was one of Foghorn Leghorn’s flock of chicks. She was in charge of his corn whiskey supply until one night when she was zombi-fied by a weasel. Most productive zombi-fication ever, by the way. Sistah Priscilla was born again and now she spends her days singin’ the Lord’s praise. </div><div class="BasicParagraph"><br />
</div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> every living creature on earth, especially worms. </div><div class="BasicParagraph"><br />
</div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> Foghorn’s breath. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJJrXfNqf4c9Z5KuE9RS1KELBPGDoYOdSQjqQRWucKW7PYFLuaRfMOX6C9zilSWHTwf2S56Y2klDNBwnWMVHCBN2_FKxI7cX5ASE_CXxuaP1F2NsINAknd_BQ1FyVcNcE3rpJgGaRCL8No/s1600/Sistah+Priscilla+front.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJJrXfNqf4c9Z5KuE9RS1KELBPGDoYOdSQjqQRWucKW7PYFLuaRfMOX6C9zilSWHTwf2S56Y2klDNBwnWMVHCBN2_FKxI7cX5ASE_CXxuaP1F2NsINAknd_BQ1FyVcNcE3rpJgGaRCL8No/s640/Sistah+Priscilla+front.jpg" width="361" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY3GXXOfhbxA_mCGKjqRmRv4KAyYNyhqMfiJVajxRBq7s4rb_IkWxMmlK-PJmlmVD5_5Vj7FQGykdUSKhSF23NRhHhJk_dvN_logow89Alg9TFLR7iXHHRDnNLfSuziNCtT-kMTXuhW6sa/s1600/Sistah+Priscilla_back.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY3GXXOfhbxA_mCGKjqRmRv4KAyYNyhqMfiJVajxRBq7s4rb_IkWxMmlK-PJmlmVD5_5Vj7FQGykdUSKhSF23NRhHhJk_dvN_logow89Alg9TFLR7iXHHRDnNLfSuziNCtT-kMTXuhW6sa/s640/Sistah+Priscilla_back.jpg" width="404" /></a></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><br />
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Clarence Clownsworth III</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Clarence comes from a long line of circus clown chickens. One night, in the middle of his fuzzyball juggling act, a crazed human cannonball zombie soared into the ring and scared Clarence so bad that he froze in mid-juggle. His fuzzyballs are now stuck to him, but didn’t they land in a lovely pattern? </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> hiding the ringmaster’s hat, fresh roasted peanuts, sneaking into the fat lady’s tent (she always has the best candy!). </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> the flea circus, candy hangovers.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Leggy Lucinda</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">She’s got legs, and she knows how to use them. I’m just sayin’. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Helping short people reach stuff at the store, whistles from roosters. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> the limbo, the back seat of a car, being called Amazon chicken.</span></div><!--EndFragment-->Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-52929478397805066852011-11-03T13:47:00.000-07:002011-11-03T13:47:50.407-07:00Family Time with the Zoinks<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:DocumentProperties> <o:Template>Normal.dotm</o:Template> <o:Revision>0</o:Revision> <o:TotalTime>0</o:TotalTime> <o:LastSaved>2011-11-03T20:37:00Z</o:LastSaved> <o:Pages>1</o:Pages> <o:Words>56</o:Words> <o:Characters>320</o:Characters> <o:Company>Associated Advertising</o:Company> <o:Lines>2</o:Lines> <o:Paragraphs>1</o:Paragraphs> <o:CharactersWithSpaces>392</o:CharactersWithSpaces> <o:Version>12.0</o:Version> </o:DocumentProperties> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:AutoHyphenation/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="tab-stops: 307.35pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="font-family: Times; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Big Daddy Zoink</span></span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="font-family: Times; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Big Daddy used to be principal at the Reform School for Deliquent Hens. (That’s where he met Mrs. Zoink.) Being zombi-fied by a student has mellowed him out considerably, but he does wish he could eat something besides brains every night for dinner. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="font-family: Times; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Project Runway, taking her baby LambChop to the park, making jewelry. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> runs in her hose, jealous looks from other hens.</div><div class="BasicParagraph"><br />
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</div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Brain nuggets, ice cream, watching “Zombieland.” <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> Hearing stories about the “old days” before her parents were zombies. How boring!</div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="margin-bottom: 4.5pt;"><br />
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<!--EndFragment-->Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-7728697501088123202011-11-03T13:42:00.000-07:002011-11-03T13:42:02.404-07:00Call 1-800-Zombie<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:DocumentProperties> <o:Template>Normal.dotm</o:Template> <o:Revision>0</o:Revision> <o:TotalTime>0</o:TotalTime> <o:LastSaved>2011-11-03T20:37:00Z</o:LastSaved> <o:Pages>1</o:Pages> <o:Words>37</o:Words> <o:Characters>216</o:Characters> <o:Company>Associated Advertising</o:Company> <o:Lines>1</o:Lines> <o:Paragraphs>1</o:Paragraphs> <o:CharactersWithSpaces>265</o:CharactersWithSpaces> <o:Version>12.0</o:Version> </o:DocumentProperties> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:AutoHyphenation/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Henrí</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Formerly named Henry, this cute little chick has a flair with floral arranging. Sometimes being zombi-fied brings out the artist in you. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Tropical bromeliads, birds of paradise, Hawaiian weddings. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> Marigolds, bugs, plastic flower bouquets.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKgrd8cfu8abLI9hCaScoLKF72oy8Icf4IlilEJl1MNI-CzFHYRHZGr6jFwItbg1dW8KiZnNzyWuG-NvmnXTPpEq5Lz4AiilYcM12tEl9U0rKuf1QmBOnUbh3NEaHlLCHAkJqluQXNJ7uQ/s1600/Henri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKgrd8cfu8abLI9hCaScoLKF72oy8Icf4IlilEJl1MNI-CzFHYRHZGr6jFwItbg1dW8KiZnNzyWuG-NvmnXTPpEq5Lz4AiilYcM12tEl9U0rKuf1QmBOnUbh3NEaHlLCHAkJqluQXNJ7uQ/s400/Henri.jpg" width="376" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hi. I’m Henrí. Let me do your wedding flowers.</td></tr>
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Miss Priss</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Prissy was the inspiration for Abba’s song, “Dancing Queen.” She’s not so young and sweet anymore, especially since being zombi-fied by KC’s Sunshine Band. “I’m Your Boogie Man” takes on a whole new meaning now. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Margaritas, eating centipedes, getting down and shaking her booty. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Dislikes:</span> Last call, arthritis.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hi. I’m Miss Priss. I’ll be your boogie babe.</span></td></tr>
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<div class="BasicParagraph" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Uh Richie, we need to talk.</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">TaiDai</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tai has mad air guitar skills. He is trying to get a private audition with Jon Bon Jovi. Tai just KNOWS if he can get his wing in the door, Jon would replace pretty boy Richie Sambora in a heartbeat. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Giving love a bad name, groupies. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> Being slippery when wet, living in sin.</span></div><!--EndFragment-->Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-5101104279948963272011-10-28T08:17:00.000-07:002011-10-28T08:17:00.702-07:00The Doctor is In<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:DocumentProperties> <o:Template>Normal.dotm</o:Template> <o:Revision>0</o:Revision> <o:TotalTime>0</o:TotalTime> <o:LastSaved>2011-10-28T15:13:00Z</o:LastSaved> <o:Pages>1</o:Pages> <o:Words>71</o:Words> <o:Characters>405</o:Characters> <o:Company>Associated Advertising</o:Company> <o:Lines>3</o:Lines> <o:Paragraphs>1</o:Paragraphs> <o:CharactersWithSpaces>497</o:CharactersWithSpaces> <o:Version>12.0</o:Version> </o:DocumentProperties> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:AutoHyphenation/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Zombie Pox</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Dr. Zane Fox was the favorite doctor of all the hens in the coop. One day he was giving the chicks their turkey pox vaccinations, when a swarm of zombees stung him all over his body and did a Jeykll and Hyde number on him. Dr. Zane Fox is now Zombie Pox, and the chickens run shrieking from him. He is changing careers and will soon be a certified beekeeper. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Corn on the cob, dancing the foxtrot, playing golf. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> winter, rainy days and Mondays, stewed tomatoes.</span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I’ve got your pox right here.</span></td></tr>
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</span></div><!--EndFragment-->Zombie PALhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03094919979268674333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8836945356354853383.post-88995034987396371432011-10-18T14:49:00.000-07:002011-10-18T14:49:35.764-07:00Clowns are Zombies, Too<!--StartFragment--> <br />
<div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Pinkeye</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaJP9ONfiGPpTYdb17xNAqOvN0qp31G9-Oa8VIh3zdGiMT6AUr3wig9LKUz_MTqXlK2yGwvWJhyeDMNTe_eWvY0p_h2s8yMsgbDm70IcM5Z1_gg1_tVc1zXjGqRJ8PUZ0LGoaruntX4LiY/s1600/Pinkeye.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaJP9ONfiGPpTYdb17xNAqOvN0qp31G9-Oa8VIh3zdGiMT6AUr3wig9LKUz_MTqXlK2yGwvWJhyeDMNTe_eWvY0p_h2s8yMsgbDm70IcM5Z1_gg1_tVc1zXjGqRJ8PUZ0LGoaruntX4LiY/s400/Pinkeye.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Pinkeye was studying hard at clown school when Jerry Lewis busted in and zombi-fied everyone in the class. Bad news: zombie chicken. Good news: instant clown suit. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Likes:</span> Cirque du Soleil, </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">cotton candy. </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dislikes:</span> elephant doodoo, Pennywise the (shudder) </span></div><div class="BasicParagraph"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Dancing Clown.</span></div><div class="BasicParagraph" style="margin-bottom: 4.5pt;"><br />
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