Hawaiian Punch
H. Punch quadrupled in size when he was zombi-fied by the Jolly Green Giant. He no longer fits inside the chicken coop so he lives in a shack built by former Survivor host Jeff Probst. Who is also a zombie — he just hides it well. You should see him at 3 a.m.
Likes: pineapples and dancing the hula.
Dislikes: his miniature wings, which can't untie that stupid scarf that Probst pranked on him.
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| How about a nice Hawaiian punch. Like me. Take me home and I'll punch you in the face with my pineapple. I know you want it. |
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