Teddie Gale
Teddie was one of the chickens at the Gale farm before the
tornado. When the stormchaser news team showed up, they thought it would be the
perfect opportunity to make that indie movie they’d been talking about. Teddie
thought they said “The Gizzard of Oz.” He had no interest in being subject of
the film, so he dressed up like Dorothy, the brat who encouraged her stupid
little dog to chase all the chickens. The morning of casting call, Teddie
showed up, expecting only a walk-on role. The director loved Teddie’s look,
exclaiming, “She’ll fit right in with the Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Wizard!”
Well, sweet little Dorothy wasn’t having any of that. She texted Miss Almira
Gulch over in Greenville, and promised her a new bicycle with a honky horn if
she’d take care of Teddie. Ol’ Gulchy whipped up a batch of her special brew,
watered her barnyard cemetery with it, and zombie chickens rose to the
occasion. They swooped over the Gale farm and zombi-fied everyone this side of
Oz. Now Teddie spends his days laughing at Dorothy, who keeps trying to find
her way outta Dodge with a map drawn by the Scarecrow, who is, frankly,
clueless.
Likes: kitties, rainbows, lollipops, pecking out Toto’s
brains.
Dislikes: tornadoes, Auntie Em, flying monkeys.
Dislikes: tornadoes, Auntie Em, flying monkeys.
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