I Am the Dancing Queen

Deeva Rybbekkah

Carrying on her family’s dancing chicken tradition, Rybbekka migrated to Kansas from the tiny village of Dyrrbee in the far-away republic of Keltic Sultanate. She is available for bellygrams and private parties. 

Likes: foot massages, pretzels and soccer. 

Dislikes: tattoo parlors in basement barber shops and paying full price for gardening supplies.

SUCKAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Yellabelly

Yella is related to some yella-bellied sapsuckers, but he's mostly just a sucker. He recently purchased zombie insurance. From a zombie. After he got zombi-fied. Yeah, I know. 

Likes: watching his favorite soap opera, “The EggFooYoung and the Rested.” 

Dislikes: things like buying drumsticks from the ice cream truck and discovering there’s nothing musical about them.

Which Came First: Chicken Little or Little Chicken?

Chik-lit

Chik-lit is the youngest zombie chicken documented. She was chillin’ with her homefries at the roller derby match when some ugly thug roosters stormed in and infected all present with zombie cooties. In the mass confusion, someone started a food fight and Chik-lit now proudly bears stuck-on fried eggs and pineapple as a testament to her survival.

Likes: bubble baths, bathrobes and ukulele music.

Dislikes: homework.

Sometimes I'm shy and wear a robe.

1st Winged Wonder of the World

Doris Wingert

Doris is quite proud of her beautiful wings, which have been compared to those of angels. She tried being a waitress at the Wakky Chikkin Shak, but kept dropping the plates, which resulted in less than angelic exclamations. So now she works next to the escalator at the mall, pointing shoppers to the Chick-fil-A upstairs. 

Likes: posting photos of herself on Facebook. 

Dislikes: jokes about chickens crossing roads.

There's a yaller chick in Texas, that I am going to seeeeeeee

Yellow Rose of Derby

Formerly an auditor with the IRS, Yellow Rose was zombi-fied by an indignant roller derby girl when she suggested the skater’s tax returns were incorrect. Yellow Rose now spends her days doing laundry for the entire roller derby team and collecting cat jewelry. 

Likes: singing show tunes and Cheer detergent. 

Dislikes: chicken-crossing-the-road jokes and trying to remove blood stains from uniforms.

Remember When?

Flashback

A wild child of the 70's, Flashback is an experienced traveler. He's been on lots of trips. He was recently fired from his job at a lab for conducting his own experiments. Wow, man, like those dudes just don't understand his creative genius, ya dig?

Likes: kaleidoscopes and rollin' doobies. 

Dislikes: livin' in a van down by the river.

Ole Molay

La La Rosita

Rosita is the hostess at La Cucaracha Cafe and Strip Joint. She is taking dance lessons and plans to be Derek Hough's partner next season on "Dancing with the Stars," and can't wait to tell her boss "Take this cucaracha and shove it." 

Likes: rich roosters. 

Dislikes: police raids.