1st Winged Wonder of the World

Doris Wingert

Doris is quite proud of her beautiful wings, which have been compared to those of angels. She tried being a waitress at the Wakky Chikkin Shak, but kept dropping the plates, which resulted in less than angelic exclamations. So now she works next to the escalator at the mall, pointing shoppers to the Chick-fil-A upstairs. 

Likes: posting photos of herself on Facebook. 

Dislikes: jokes about chickens crossing roads.