Thursday, August 4, 2011

Which Came First: Chicken Little or Little Chicken?


Chik-lit

Chik-lit is the youngest zombie chicken documented. She was chillin’ with her homefries at the roller derby match when some ugly thug roosters stormed in and infected all present with zombie cooties. In the mass confusion, someone started a food fight and Chik-lit now proudly bears stuck-on fried eggs and pineapple as a testament to her survival.

Likes: bubble baths, bathrobes and ukulele music.
Dislikes: homework.

Sometimes I'm shy and wear a robe.

1 comment:

  1. My favorite song is "Harmony" by Elton John.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5rMi-EORJs&feature=fvsr

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