Punk Rocks!!!!!

Blitzkrieg Johnny

Johnny is into punk rock, Reaganomics and kosher salami. He is often intense. In order to relax, sometimes his psychotherapist encourages him to go commando. Johnny was rockin’ away on the beach when Phil Spector snuck up from behind and zombi-fied him. In the process, his Mosrite guitar was turned into something made in China. “If I ever get ahold of that pansy-ass Phil Spector, I’ll replace his wig with a cement block! Hey ho, let’s go to the ocean, Phil!” 

Likes: the Yankees, George Dubya, cream puffs. 

Dislikes: having to grow up, opera, f#@!*ng liberals.

Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!