Friday, October 7, 2011

We're OUT


Bridezilla Diva Jane

Diva Jane, otherwise known as Hannah, was zombi-fied on a recent excursion to Las Vegas. The exotic male dancers dressed as New Orleans Saints football players turned out to be zombie chickens in disguise. Boy, does she have a surprise in store for her new groom on their wedding night. 

Likes: water skiing and hot guys with stubble beards. Dislikes: police drug raids at bachelorette parties and people with the inability to accessorize.







Aaron the Well-Groomed
Aaron was typical average dude with an international finance degree, planning a wedding to the love of his life. Everything was fine until the honeymoon, when he was zombi-fied by his new bride. But he is so goofy for her that he was happy to drink the kool-aid. Soon there will be baby zombie chicklits hopping around. 


Likes: big brown dogs and blowing up neighborhoods with fireworks. Dislikes: when little kids peek under his loincloth.

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