Bios Wanted

These bums just showed up. 
No names, no stories. They are claiming amnesia.


So it's up to you to give them a story. If I like it, I’ll keep it. If not, I might get around to writing them a bio. Someday. Come on, this is your chance for glory. Write something!!!!!

Hen in the House

Maimee Henhouse

Maimee is a cabaret singer. One night at the Tokacannabis Lounge, 

a herd of crazed zombie chickens showed up. They ordered her to 

hand over the cannabis and she said, “No, No, No.” So now she’s 

zombi-fied – but still rockin’.

Likes: hairspray and boys who bring their own weed. 

Dislikes: Madame Tassaud’s Wax Museum and Kanye West. We’re all 

with ya on the Kanye West dislike, Maimee.

Hi. I'm Maimee Henhouse. Shut the *&!#@% up.