Happy Birthday, Miss Tabor

Hennilynn Munrow

Hennilynn and friends were preparing a surprise 16th birthday party for their friend, Tabor. Hennilynn answered the doorbell, expecting the Nicki Minaj and Marilyn Monroe impersonators, but instead found a mob of zombie chickens looking for KoolAid and Cheetos. And brains. They stormed the house and zombi-fied everyone there and ate all the snacks. Tabor’s 16th birthday party was the biggest surprise party EVER.

Hennilynn likes: baseball players, white dresses and cream puffs. 

Dislikes: getting zombi-fied before graduating, stitches and Beliebers.

DQ Daisy

DQ Daisy had the “DQ” added to her name after she was zombi-fied at the local Dairy Queen. She had just ordered a chocolate dip cone when she was attacked by a zombie who was craving brains covered in ice cream. Daisy came out of it with a permanent curly-q comb and a job making perfectly swirled and curled cones at DQ. 

Likes: disco dancing, playing the harmonica. 

Dislikes: roosters who are shorter than she, people who think Braum’s is better than DQ.

Sister Hazel

Sister Hazel is a soloist in the choir at Old Zion Freewill Last Hope Christian Church of Christ. She is loved and accepted there, even though she is a zombie chicken. Because, after all, God loves us all, even zombies. 

Likes: her stylish hats, parish potluck dinners, giving hugs. 

Dislikes: being asked if brains are her favorite food.

WINNING

Bingo Bart holds the title of winning-est zombie chicken in the U.S. Everyone hates it when he struts into the room — from the casinos in Vegas to the bingo halls in Hicksville — because you just can’t beat the dude. 

Likes: to yell “WINNING!” when he enters a room. 

Dislikes: chickens who are only attracted to him for his money.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Zombie Chickens

Miss Sunnyshine is the happiest zombie chicken you’ll ever meet. It was only her second day at the chicken coop when a pack of zombies showed up. She ran straight toward them because she thought they were from Welcome Wagon. The zombies were pretty disappointed, because she didn’t have a lot of brains for them to munch on. But she still has her sunny disposition, and that’s saying a lot when you’ve been zombi-fied! 

Likes: sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, kittens. 

Dislikes: rainy days ... except for the rainbows!

Party On! Pete

Party On! Pete is a real party animal. He was zombi-fied by a belly dancer at Tasso’s Greek Restaurant in Kansas City, but he had so much fun with her, he didn’t even care. 

Likes: yelling “Opa!”, ouzo, breaking plates. 

Party on!

Dislikes: Last call, finding out Zaina is married, ouzo hangovers.

Caveman Claude

Caveman Claude dressed up as a caveman for Halloween. Strutting through the neighborhood on his way to a party, he was zombi-fied by some real zombies who were dressed as chickens. So much for being able to trust your own fellow chicken. 

Likes: candy corn, the monster mash. 

Dislikes: cemeteries, getting toothbrushes instead of candy.

Fern

Fern is a recent graduate of the Banner Academy, where she learned to make banners for all sorts of beauty contests. She hopes to bypass the sewing machines and go straight to the Miss America Pageant, helping contestants with their banners backstage. 

Secret goal: meeting Chris Harrison, host of pageants and The Bachelor. 

Dislikes: cheap fabric, Donald Trump.