Big Daddy Zoink
Big Daddy used to be principal at the Reform School for Deliquent Hens. (That’s where he met Mrs. Zoink.) Being zombi-fied by a student has mellowed him out considerably, but he does wish he could eat something besides brains every night for dinner.
Likes: Tidy rooms, punctuality, crisp apple strudel. Dislikes: School board meetings, dull pencils, chicken-fried brains.
Hot Mama Zoink
Hot Mama Jones was caught throwing eggs at a raccoon stuck in the mud. She was sent to the Reform School for Delinquent Hens, where principal Big Daddy Zoink discovered that when she was very bad, she was actually very good (for him). So he plucked her out of the flock and married her, and she keeps his ego happy and his tummy full of brains.
Likes: Project Runway, taking her baby LambChop to the park, making jewelry. Dislikes: runs in her hose, jealous looks from other hens.
Baby LambChop Zoink
LambChop is the love chick of Big Daddy Zoink and Hot Mama Jones-Zoink. She wuvs her parents, but longs for the day when she is old enough to spread her wings and zombi-fy someone.
Likes: Brain nuggets, ice cream, watching “Zombieland.” Dislikes: Hearing stories about the “old days” before her parents were zombies. How boring!
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