Nuthin’ squawks like a zombie chicken

Dear Jon Greene

Formerly a tractor mechanic for Allis Chalmers, Mr. Greene was zombi-fied by a certain Mr. S. Gorges, who has made it his mission to wipe out every tractor company on earth other than John Deere. Mr. Greene now does free marketing and PR for his favorite new tractor manufacturer. 

Likes: Nashville’s Aquinas College croquet team; watching a gentle spring rain. 

Dislikes: red tractors; crab cakes and crabby people.

Hi. I’m Jon Greene.