Monday, September 19, 2011

Bios Wanted


These bums just showed up. 
No names, no stories. They are claiming amnesia.


So it's up to you to give them a story. If I like it, I’ll keep it. If not, I might get around to writing them a bio. Someday. Come on, this is your chance for glory. Write something!!!!!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hen in the House


Maimee Henhouse

Maimee is a cabaret singer. One night at the Tokacannabis Lounge, 
a herd of crazed zombie chickens showed up. They ordered her to 
hand over the cannabis and she said, “No, No, No.” So now she’s 
zombi-fied – but still rockin’.

Likes: hairspray and boys who bring their own weed. 

Dislikes: Madame Tassaud’s Wax Museum and Kanye West. We’re all 
with ya on the Kanye West dislike, Maimee.



Hi. I'm Maimee Henhouse. Shut the *&!#@% up.