Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Greatest Show on Earth


Clarence Clownsworth III

Clarence comes from a long line of circus clown chickens. One night, in the middle of his fuzzyball juggling act, a crazed human cannonball zombie soared into the ring and scared Clarence so bad that he froze in mid-juggle. His fuzzyballs are now stuck to him, but didn’t they land in a lovely pattern? 

Likes: hiding the ringmaster’s hat, fresh roasted peanuts, sneaking into the fat lady’s tent (she always has the best candy!). 

Dislikes: the flea circus, candy hangovers.
Hi. I’m Clarence. I like to juggle balls.

Monday, November 7, 2011



Leggy Lucinda

She’s got legs, and she knows how to use them. I’m just sayin’. 

Likes: Helping short people reach stuff at the store, whistles from roosters. 

Dislikes: the limbo, the back seat of a car, being called Amazon chicken.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Family Time with the Zoinks



Big Daddy Zoink
Big Daddy used to be principal at the Reform School for Deliquent Hens. (That’s where he met Mrs. Zoink.) Being zombi-fied by a student has mellowed him out considerably, but he does wish he could eat something besides brains every night for dinner. 

Likes: Tidy rooms, punctuality, crisp apple strudel. Dislikes: School board meetings, dull pencils, chicken-fried brains.


Hot Mama Zoink
Hot Mama Jones was caught throwing eggs at a raccoon stuck in the mud. She was sent to the Reform School for Delinquent Hens, where principal Big Daddy Zoink discovered that when she was very bad, she was actually very good (for him). So he plucked her out of the flock and married her, and she keeps his ego happy and his tummy full of brains.

Likes: Project Runway, taking her baby LambChop to the park, making jewelry. Dislikes: runs in her hose, jealous looks from other hens.




Baby LambChop Zoink
LambChop is the love chick of Big Daddy Zoink and Hot Mama Jones-Zoink. She wuvs her parents, but longs for the day when she is old enough to spread her wings and zombi-fy someone. 

Likes: Brain nuggets, ice cream, watching “Zombieland.” Dislikes: Hearing stories about the “old days” before her parents were zombies. How boring!







Call 1-800-Zombie


HenrĂ­

Formerly named Henry, this cute little chick has a flair with floral arranging. Sometimes being zombi-fied brings out the artist in you. 

Likes: Tropical bromeliads, birds of paradise, Hawaiian weddings. 

Dislikes: Marigolds, bugs, plastic flower bouquets.
Hi. I’m HenrĂ­. Let me do your wedding flowers.